• The best Lebron Jokes from the 2011 NBA Finals

  • By: JSmith_23 Added: 06-13-11
  • Congratulations to the Dallas Mavericks. Your 2011 NBA Champions. Now let the Lebron Jokes begin...Here are a few we have heard so far. What is your best one?

     

    1. "I gave Lebron a buck and he only gave me back 75 cents...he doesn't have a 4th quarter."

     

    2. "Lebron has made the Decision™ to join the Florida Panthers next season. He's confident he'll succeed in the NHL since there is no 4th quarter."
     
    3. Why are Lebron's clothes always dirty?

    His laundry machine requires 4 quarters.

     

    Please add your Lebron Jokes. We want to hear them all!


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  • Reply by: doll5051
    Date: 06-15-11
     
     


    "Lebron the Masseuse?" In a quite obvious public relations move, Lebron James announced yesterday afternoon, that as a good-will gesture, he would personally give the first 50 Miami Heat fans that lined up outside the arena a free massage. The offer was indeed taken up by 50 willing fans this morning, but they were all once again sorely disappointed by Lebron's performance as he was unable to deliver a happy ending to any of the Heat fans.



    Reply by: doll5051
    Date: 06-14-11
     
     


    why does lebron drive an automatic transmission car? he doesn't know what clutch means



    Reply by: doll5051
    Date: 06-14-11
     
     


    Why doesn't Lebron have any children? He doesn't know how to finish. Why is Lebron's house in Miami always getting robbed? Because he hasn't learned how to shut the door. Whats the difference between Mariano Rivera and Lebron James? Rivera is a closer. *these are bad but in my defense i only took about 2 minutes to think about them



    Reply by: hoopslab
    Date: 06-13-11
     
     





    Reply by: Recruiting_101
    Date: 06-13-11
     
     


    Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because he can't pass the finals.

     

    Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.

     

    Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

     

    Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.